Those of
us who worked at Upjohn in the 90s got at least one of these
form letters. I liked the poppy seed muffins in the
cafeteria but worried that I'd be called for random drug
testing and accused of being an opium addict...... "Sure you
had a poppy muffin today, sir. Now put your hands against
the wall and spread your legs"...... This letter is from the
collection of Pam Everts. I also found a description of the
drug testing program in the September 1991 Intercom.