Haiku Error Messages
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot, Order shall
return.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one
hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working. Windows is like
that.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful. But now it is
gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire. The network
is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer To a simple
stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which
has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on. This page is
not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky, But we
never will.
Having been erased.
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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